June 2010
96 posts
I want to find all the seasons of Boy Meets World on DVD.
And buy it with a huge smile on my face.
May 2010
50 posts
A cold mountain dew.
I don’t know if I like crying or if I don’t.
It gives me a feeling of relief, but it makes me look weak.
I hate others seeing me like this, it’s fucking embarressing.
But it makes me sleepy, I like that part.
But it makes my eyes tiny and red and my face sticky and my shirt and pillow wet. That part I don’t like so much.
And why do people feel the need to make a joke when...
Nothing is more annoying than someone trying to...
I’ll listen to what I want, you listen to what you want, and STFU.
Just sayin’
Me gusta pintar.
mucho
Love is a serious mental disease.
– ~ Plato
DAMN THE MAN, SAVE THE EMPIRE!
Watching Empire Records
yet again :o
I swear I’m not crazy.
Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or...
– Jim Jarmusch’s Golden Rules (Rule #5)
TUMBLR PARTY!
I’m annoying my brother.
I keep telling him that he has to throw me a party for my 1,000th Tumblr post.
I crack myself up.
HA.
I’m surprisingly having a great weekend. I feel alive. I like it.
SOMEBODY PULL THE WORLD OVER MY EYES
Borat: I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer. We'll try to help you out here.
Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.
Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
Borat: Do this have a pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.
Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
The best feeling in the world is to move your...
…Josh
I hate being put on hold. If you’re going to leave me there for 20 minutes at least play some decent music!